Tuesday, November 10, 2009

FOX Goes Offline, Switches to Egyptian Papyrus


In a bid to become the least relevant news source in the world, FOX news has decided to become invisible to Google searches. CEO & ageing relic Rupert Murdoch stated "Google delivers more than a billion consumer visits to newspaper websites each month. But why would people want unlimited news from differing perspectives all in one place? I am confident that consumers would rather go directly to our sites, create a profile, log in, and pay a fee. This is the way forward for FOX, not some passe marketing model last used by the New Yorker in 1977."

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