Climate change, as we all know from reading PETA brochures in the lunch room, is dramatically changing the way species live or die in the arctic. Polar bears, man's oldest enemy, are now getting stuck on ice floes because they are too busy being lazy and sunning themselves in this wonderful new heat. They eventually die of simple laziness and contentment. But climate change has moved from poaching to new more heinous crimes - pedophilia. You heard it here first, eat your heart out PETA.
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ReplyDeleteAs a lawyer-in-training, I would argue that there are no statutory rape laws in existence in Canada, and more to the point, this seems like a classic case of "mutual consent". The kid was asking for it (lucky floe)
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