Just Two Girls, Having a Good Time

Efficient.

Democracy Not

Amy Goodman detained at Canadian border on suspicions that she was going to Vancouver to criticize the Olympics.

Andrew Gets Wave Invite!

And boy is he excited. He's going to spend all day trying to figure out how to get people to join so he can "ping" them.

America

So two more taser stories. One involves a homeless man who caught on fire, and the other is a mentally disabled deaf man who wouldn't leave a bathroom.

Cop Tasers 10 Year Old Girl

A local Arkansas police officer answered a house-call by a mother who couldn't get her potentially criminal daughter to go to bed. When the "nice guy" approach of simply threatening the young girl with jail time failed, the officer was forced to deliver electric shocks to her back. After cuffing the little bitch he then carried her to his squad car because she couldn't walk. In her defence, the child says that she usually goes to bed on time. (Link to Story, because it actually exists).

They're Being Ironic

More Rockn.

Harmonized Tax-Free Turkey Stuffing

You only pay the GST!

Nick Was Right, After All.

Turns out the planet has actually been getting "cooler" over the past decade. Contrary to any developments in science since 300 B.C., a Calgary--yes, Calgary-- group of alleged scientists are launching a (radio!) ad campaign to put an end to all that anti-semetic hogwash, aka climate change. I must concede...it is pretty cold over here in Saskatoon.

Croc 0 - 1 Everything Else

FU Crocodile.

Can't Stop Must Rock

Pretty in Ash Grey Apricot

Everything is right about this.

The Puppy Channel is a HIt in North American Markets

Dare I say more?

http://www.thepuppychannel.com/

God Loves Big Macs

And so do Ontarians/Ontarianites?/Onterribles?....anyway. The Premier has made all fast food items under $4 EXEMPT from the harmonized sales tax. There is absolutely no reasonable explanation for this. Except that your after-burger smoke will taste better.

Facebook Saves Man from Jail!

19 year old NYC man exonerated from robbery. Facebook shows he was facebooking at the time of the crime.

Lack of Hardcore Techno Music Ruins National Celebrations of the Falling Berlin Wall

The German Ministry of Culture takes major flack for opting out of having major trance DJ’s to host the Berlin Wall Commemoration ceremonies, instead deciding to go with mild, glitchy, futuristic tunes. Unfortunately, the crowd was only mildly amused by the massive falling dominoes.

Feel the Rhythm, Feel the Ride Get on Down it's Blackface Time!

Things got a little too 1830s during Halloween for a group of four white U of T students who dressed up as the Jamaican bobsled team from the movie Cool Runnings. The team won a prize for best costume, along with their black friend who sported the popular whiteface in an impeccable effort as the coach, originally played by John Candy. The four white theology majors will be executed by hanging at noon today in Dundas Square.

A blackfaced Roger Sterling, seen here crooning in an episode of Madmen.

How to be an Executive Slacker at Work...

"But I don't have an assistant," you say?

Well. Nothing a little cajoling and guilt tripping that sweet "office manager" in the corner cube won't take care of.

FOX Goes Offline, Switches to Egyptian Papyrus

In a bid to become the least relevant news source in the world, FOX news has decided to become invisible to Google searches. CEO & ageing relic Rupert Murdoch stated "Google delivers more than a billion consumer visits to newspaper websites each month. But why would people want unlimited news from differing perspectives all in one place? I am confident that consumers would rather go directly to our sites, create a profile, log in, and pay a fee. This is the way forward for FOX, not some passe marketing model last used by the New Yorker in 1977."

No Bull Shih-Tzu, Just the Straight Mircales of Life

Congrats Miss Princess!

Climate Change is a Pedophile

Climate change, as we all know from reading PETA brochures in the lunch room, is dramatically changing the way species live or die in the arctic. Polar bears, man's oldest enemy, are now getting stuck on ice floes because they are too busy being lazy and sunning themselves in this wonderful new heat. They eventually die of simple laziness and contentment. But climate change has moved from poaching to new more heinous crimes - pedophilia. You heard it here first, eat your heart out PETA.

Perfect Version of Ourselves

Nothing mind blowing here. Just another journalist's opinion about facebook. We all know it. We all think it. But we all do it. (Except me).